#1514
8:51 pm
11th May

So, Today I went to the Dianetics centre on Tottenham Court Road with 2 fellow anons who shall remain anonymous and so shall my name to the scilons.

It was pretty awesome, the hot lady who cried alot back in March was there.. she started talking to me, she sounds Eastern European, maybe Polish
or Czecho-Slovakian?I don't know, anyway, she saw me walking by about 10minutes before with the 2 anons and when i came back she was like
'Ahhh you came back! I was hoping you would' I just smiled. There were a few other people getting stress tests and bought the book... if you don't
have the money on you they'll ask you if you want to pay by card.. they want 10pound there as opposed to 6pound in a normal bookshop or apparently
3pound somewhere else, anyway. Felix offered me a free stress test, he asked my name and where I came from first and introduced himself to
get me more relaxed... He put me on the level 2 where it actually balanced out, he told me about how it works, how i use it as a person being
tested and then asked me to think about someone in my life, No idea why but Anonymous came to mind, he asked me who it was, I responded 'My mum'
Well i'll do it in an irc style convo now.. anyway

Felix: So who did you think about?
Me: My mum
Felix: What about your mum? Has she done something to you or someone you're not happy about?
Me: No..
Felix: So did you have a close relationship with your mum?
Me: Yes
Felix: So what is it about your mum that causes you stress?
Me: Well when I was younger she used to look after me a lot and basically on a school day she didn't actually wake me up and at about 10am
my dad phoned the house and told me that the police had just phoned to inform him that she had been mugged and killed
Felix: Oh how sad.. How old were you at the time?
Me: Umm.... *counts back* I must of been about... 8 at the time?
Felix: And how old are you now?
Me: Oh I'm 17 now

Continued in 2nd post

#1515
8:52 pm
11th May

Felix: Well it seems pretty obvious that you're still dwelling on this emotion.. do you feel that way?
Me: Uh umm *staggered suprised look on face* I don't know.. I guess I am but who can really get over the death of their parent or infact
anyone they're close to?
i don't actually remember what he said here but he turned the E-Meter off and shown me this laminated card about the book Dianetics with appraisals
of the book, one by John Travolta and another by some Jazz pianist with 7 awards (Ceari something?)

He handed me a Stressed? Newsletter and offered to sell me a copy of Dianetics and I said 'Sorry, I don't have any money on me, atleast not any to
spare.. I live in Gloucester ya' see...'

#1516
8:53 pm
11th May

He was pretty much done with me then.. at this time 1 of the anons was being tested by the hawt lady and i got talking to an older gentleman who
was also a scientologist, he asked me what i thought of the stress test and tried to sell me the book.. asked me what my occupation was..
he got called away from me to deal with the anon the lady was with and the lady started talking to me... i don't remember what she was saying..
I remember her asking if I wanted to watch the 20minute movie on scientology and i said 'Well.. I think I have some spare time but I'm not sure
about these 2' She started talking about Scientology and because of passing traffic i couldn't really hear her, she apologised for my not being
able to understand and saying it was because of her accent which i actually found quite easy to understand.. she handed me a DVD,
'Scientology - An Overview' Which i've yet to watch but it looks to be a good hour or so long.. so the anon being tested by Felix.. he was
apparently stressed when he grabbed the cans and when he finally adjusted it to level out it never went much into the 'stressed' zone..
after they were done they invited us to watch a 20-25minute movie about Dianetics and Scientology, they took us to the back of the shop
and up a narrow flight of stairs just being repainted to Film Room 1, he peaked in and said 'Sorry, up another floor' Took us to level 2 where
he shown us where to sit, it was a rather small cinema room, had about... a 72inch screen? a pretty big projector... and he watched
the movie 'Dianetics - An evolution of a science' at this point I was rather paranoid and sent a txt to an anon saying where i was and if i don't
ring back within 30minutes to call the police.

#1517
8:53 pm
11th May

Everything went by fine, the movie had obviously had a lot of effort put into it on money side
but the acting was terrible and at the end? No credits! or Bloopers.. We actually really wanted bloopers.. I don't know why I didn't film it
as i had a minidv camera in my bag.. I was thinking of asking if we could stay for awhile and chat about the movie and the e-meter but we went
to the pub and had a drink.. the barmaids recognised us! OSHII-

Anyway, end of story, hope you enjoyed it.
TL;DR? We went to TCR Dianetics centre, had stress tests, got lots of free shit and had some lulz then went for a beer.

Dunno

#1518
8:55 pm
11th May

did you mention Anonymous at all? Just to ask 'what are your thoughts on those guys protesting against you'?

#1521
8:59 pm
11th May

I spoke once to RedTieMan.

He wished me a very x9001 happy day.

And indeed I had it.

We were protesting in front of them lol

#1522
9:00 pm
11th May

I didn't mention anything about Anonymous incase he latched on to the idea, we don't want that now, do we? Maybe later this year.. I might go see him again in Jew-ly

#1523
9:01 pm
11th May

I was paranoid as fuck about it tbh, DrArsePurger should be uploading the DVD and shit today

#1525
9:19 pm
11th May

I want to go, but not alone. No guts to go alone :_(

#1528
9:26 pm
11th May

If you want, in Jewly i'll say that you're a friend i'm bringing along.. and we can watch teh movies, but in return i expect seksi tiem.

#1534
10:05 pm
11th May

sexi tiem always

#1540
10:30 pm
11th May

Oh nice one guys, into it. I was thinking of going for one soon actually, want first hand experience. Did you give fake details? I'm assuming you did.

#1541
10:32 pm
11th May

Wait wait I want to go as well.

#1544
11:16 pm
11th May

Ive had a stress test.

Apparently Im stressed (obviously) and Scientology can help

[ROFL]

#1548
11:32 pm
11th May

I'd never be able to keep a straight face... not to mention I'd probably explode the e-meter with all my stress. lol

Hell, I should do it to see how fucked up I can make it. Though I could never do it at TCR as I'm positive they'll know who I am.

#1552
1:31 am
12th May

one of those free events?

#1569
7:20 am
12th May

Halfang: Free events? lolwhut?
Yes, definitely give a fake name and fake origin and if they offer you to buy the book the excuse of being a foreigner sort of helps you get out of it and when they offer for credit card say you don't know how much you actually have or if you can afford it but will buy it online at a later time.. they didn't ask me for credit card as an option as i am underage. If you're extremely stress when he's actually setting it up he has to put it at a higher level which means it's much easier to keep it within the unstressed zone.. That's what anonny-nonny-no did but DrArsePurger and I got more stressed during the test.

#1570
7:22 am
12th May

and poop: I've been facefagged and i didn't take many measures beyond taking off my anon badges off my jacket, i even wore my jacket which i wore to the raid the previous day.

oh btw, Felix is a rly kwl guy, we should make an effort to save him :O

#1574
8:04 am
12th May

What

#1576
8:24 am
12th May

What.