#1033
1:10 am
4th May

Okay, that guy was epic, accosting us outside the Jack Horner pub with jokes. I don't remember them all, but I suggest a thread to rememeber them:

What do you call an Irish and Welsh lebian couple?
Gaelic.

How do Welsh farmerrs find their sheep when they get lost in the long grass?
Sensational!

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Need Moar!
I mean, his bit when I was giving him money was the best.
'Ah well now, I left home when I was fourteen and after forty-five years I'm going back now to see my family, don't tell them that I'm making a living as a street comedien though.'
I gave him £3 for being epic, only after I gave him the money he told me the AWSOME one about the devil worshiper.

Honestly, Anonymous got trolled, but we loved it.
LONDON IS A WIN CITY.

#1035
1:33 am
4th May

Hey, a well-executed trolling is a thing of beauty, in its own twisted way.

That, and it's probably Karmic Payback for the FreezeTrolling.

#1039
7:26 am
4th May

George Best went to see the doctor, who said 'I've got both good and bad news for you, George. The bad news is you've only got one hour to live. The good news is it's Happy Hour.'

#1046
11:32 am
4th May

NEXT!!!!!

#1050
1:02 pm
4th May

Oh god last night.

Oh god lol.